LET US LAUGH
Maid: what do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: what’s your business, please?
Visitor: there is a bill…
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village…
Visitor: Which I have to pay to pay him…
Maid: And he returned this morning.
The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
‘The best thing for you to do,’ the doctor said, ‘is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.’
‘Doctor, I don’t deserve the best, ‘said the patient. ‘What’s next best?’