Maid: what do you want, sir?

Visitor: I want to see your master.

Maid: what’s your business, please?

Visitor: there is a bill…

Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village…

Visitor: Which I have to pay to pay him…

Maid: And he returned this morning.




The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.

‘The best thing for you to do,’ the doctor said, ‘is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.’

‘Doctor, I don’t deserve the best, ‘said the patient. ‘What’s next best?’ 



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